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a-familyofcrazies:

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a-familyofcrazies:

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[Text] Crap! I wasn’t going to send nudes…

[Text] ummm….Are these your nudes

[Text:] Uhm…no :D heh

[Text] Then how did you get my number? Daddy doesn’t like it when i talk to strangers, and big sister will be held responsible

[text:] I must have dialed the wrong number or something..sorry

[Text] How does one dial a wrong number? Like, my number is only 6. Are you retarded?

[text:] How can you only have like one number? That’s freaking weird!

[Text] Well simple. Almost every person in the imaginary world has at least 1-4 numbers in a phone number. Are you human?

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lifehackable:

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

Naughty pictures

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a-familyofcrazies:

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soldforahamburger:

[Text] Crap! I wasn’t going to send nudes…

[Text] ummm….Are these your nudes

[Text:] Uhm…no :D heh

[Text] Then how did you get my number? Daddy doesn’t like it when i talk to strangers, and big sister will be held responsible

[text:] I must have dialed the wrong number or something..sorry

[Text] How does one dial a wrong number? Like, my number is only 6. Are you retarded?

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Sexism 60’s

jesus???????????????

What the fuck was wrong with men in the 60’s?

advertising is important as it’s the historian’s best resource for identifying the values of an era. but yeah, these were fucked. the 60s was generally as fucked as the 50s. people forget that. 

It literally says ‘men are better than women’ in bold type, what the fuck. I knew this was a thing, but that is a lack of subtlety I couldn’t have written into a spoof…

This is the generation that spawned most of our parents… People our parents’ age run Washington. Starting to make sense?

When you look to the past, the struggles of the present become a great deal more clear.

Game Grumps sentence starters part 2

honoriisms:

A mix of Game Grumps sentences from Arin, Jon and Danny

  • "DON’T STOP BELIEVING. HOLD ONTO THAT FEELING."
  • "If only this wasn’t impossible, and or, dangerous."
  • "Ach I can’t breathe! It’s too humid in here!"
  • "[Insert name here] don’t leave….[insert name] don’t…. [INSERT NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!"
  • "NO I’M FUCKIN’ DONE, I’M FUCKIN’ DONE! THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKIN’ BULLSHIT!"
  • "WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!"
  • "Well I’ll tell you what [insert name], you can give up now or you can figure it out! Because I certainly can’t do it without you, and I know you can’t do it without me!!"
  • "I APPRECIATE IT. BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH, MAN!"
  • "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKIN’ LINE IN THE SAND DUDE!"
  • "YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY? NOT FUCKIN’ THIS!!!!’"
  • "You gotta go tenouttaten."
  • "Oh my god you are like making me laugh for real."
  • "*sings* I’m having a waking nightmare, I’m seeing colors in the sky…"
  • "*sarcastic* Has anyone told you how fucking funny you are."
  • "Are you like actually mad right now?"
  • "You’re having fun [insert name]! You know how to have fun!"
  • "This is my rock, I’m gonna— I’m gonna name it Rocky."
  • "The bananas has gone bad."
  • "What the FUCK was that SHIT?!"
  • "Everything I know is a lie…! *cries*"
  • "You’re sleeping on the couch tonight, baby."
  • "We’ve never slept together, have we?"

how-true-that-is asked:

“Ello! My beloved guests, who here is up for a spot of tea with your Hatter?’

how-true-that-is:

a-familyofcrazies:

Rose, Edwin, and Princess looked at him weird. Not weird weird though. Weird like who-is-this weird, then they heard footsteps running down the stairs. “I AM!!! I WANT SOME TE- FRICK!!!” Sara fell halfway down the stairs, and landed at the couch. Then she got up and ran up to him. “I’m REady FOR TEA!!!”

Rose entered a hallway with many rooms. She tried to open one, but it was locked, the other was locked, which made Rose think all of the doors were locked. Great thing she knows how to pick lock. Princess came to the scene and looked down both ways of the hall. “Mistress Rose, do not run off like that again!”

Hatter following behind the rear scolding at the youth like a parent. “Yes! It is quite rude to wonder off into someones house when you aren’t even invited in.” he wagged a finger at her.

"…Don’t make me bite that finger. Besides, we always break and entering. Nothing that i can help when desperate times comes to desperate measures. Possibly a mile long?" Rose walked on and finally found one that was unlocked. Rose entered, and it appeared to be some ordinary bedroom, just a bit fancier. "Somebody’s rich today, eh?" Rose scavenged around searched for something. Princess sniffed around and shrugged. "Mistress there’s nothing here" "That’s what they want you to think Princess. Look." Rose showed them a thunder looking key. "Might fit somewhere?"

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